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Just park your arse on a chair in front of the computer, and get the girlfriend to bring you food and drink while the foot mends.
Toilet breaks and sex are the only reasons you should be getting off that chair. If you are really good you should be getting sex on the chair as well.
Following my advice may make you single.
Paragraph 1: substitute wife with girlfriend, and she does bring me food and drink.
Paragraph 2: I need to change chairs, my computer chair wont facilitate sex, however the chair next to mine does, as does the lounge.

Its all within ear shot of that magical sound " your lasers have nothing to mine ".
Paragraph 3: Nah, satisfies both our needs.